speed racer

a male who suffers from premature ejaculation, or simply ejaculates too quickly for the female's liking.

Rick's not a very good lover; he was such a speed racer, we began and finished during a commercial break.

by [e-mail] December 21, 2006

Speed Of Sound

a rip-off of the song clocks(rush of blood to the head)...caught attention of a few people who dislike coldplay..ie-umm..me!i never sed i hated them,i just didnt think they were important!

"and now on the hitz.fm top 30,up two notches from no.5 to no.3,here is Coldplay with Speed Of Sound"

by duck_phlegm August 30, 2005

high speed

A term used to describe something that is new age, innovative, modern, enviably efficient.

Bob's new million dollar boat is high speed with all it's crazy accessories and gadgets.

by Jonny Kim September 19, 2005

Speed Bag

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."

by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011

speed dialing

When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.

Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.

by BeefWellington11 February 9, 2018

Speed Trap

When a person let's you get comfortable and then tries to label your relationship prematurely.

We've only been going out for 3 weeks and she hits me with "so what are we?" She totally tried to Speed Trap me.

by Kyuzo1989 September 30, 2016

speed bumps

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

by Tony Cain October 18, 2006