zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 10, 2018
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Tommy Special

A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.

Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique
"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"
by BigNickRowe May 05, 2013
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homie special

n.) the act of a homie doing something special with his tongue to another homie's meat
Mikey wasn't sad anymore when he woke up to Lathon giving him a homie special on his birthday.
by scoopski October 15, 2018
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Alanberto Special

Take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to masturbate until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

A special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)
Dude, me and my girl were so hungry and horny last night that we had a Alanberto Special for 2 then passed out right after.
by Alanberto October 25, 2010
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The A-Dubs Special

When your dad gives you back-shots right when you wake up so you can get out of bed. (This can result in a cream pie or facial.)
Hey Ethan, how are you so energetic this morning? It’s 7AM!

Ethan: “Because my dad woke me up to the A-Dubs Special.”
by Joost Pluimers October 01, 2021
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special mofo

Disease that is common in males who are somewhat mentally retarded. Can sometimes carry out adult conversation but this is an unoften occurance. Helmets are a tell tale sign of this disease
Jay is a ultra special mofo
by HOES May 05, 2004
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the rozen special

Really hard/fast sex.
He sure gave her the rozen special. she could hardly walk the next day.
by pinkprettyperson January 16, 2011
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