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Alanberto Special

Take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to masturbate until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

A special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)
Dude, me and my girl were so hungry and horny last night that we had a Alanberto Special for 2 then passed out right after.
by Alanberto October 25, 2010
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Helmet Special

So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.

Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
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bonny special

A cocktail beverage served in a highball glass containing the following:

1 shot of Vodka
1 shot of Gin
Tonic Water
Bitters to taste

Renouned for it's ability to cause severe drunkeness due largely to the fact that they are served so cheaply at a certain Brisbane night club. Named after a patron of said nightclub.
Travis: Jesus Tom, you look terrible!
Tom: *sighs* The lure of $5 bonny specials was too much.
Trave: Aye, I feel your pain.
by TravisC September 11, 2008
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Tommy Special

A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.

Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique
"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"
by BigNickRowe May 5, 2013
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zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
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homie special

n.) the act of a homie doing something special with his tongue to another homie's meat
Mikey wasn't sad anymore when he woke up to Lathon giving him a homie special on his birthday.
by scoopski October 14, 2018
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special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)
Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”
by BoardCard December 16, 2018
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