Speaker Hoe

A girl/woman that will get on stage or DJ platform, and use the large speakers as a prop to dance seductivaly. This is mostly done to get at the DJ sexually or band member.

At a club in a private room with a d.j., who was my friends man, and this chic gets up on his stage. She starts grindin on the speaker, makin eyes at the d.j. My friend was like "look at this bitch...", I tell her "don't even trip, she just a speaker hoe."

by SASHA GREEN December 8, 2006

Speak Now World Tour Withdrawal Syndrome

Something that dedicated Country/pop star Taylor Swift fans (SWIFTIES) went through when the world tour for Taylors album "speak now" ended and they all missed it and wished it had never ended!.... they wanted the nights to go forever! Long Live Speak Now World Tour!

"I suffer from Speak now world tour withdrawal syndrome! Long Live that night! <3 "

by LongLiveSwift July 31, 2012

Speaker

A device that allows you to listen to audio through a device.

Something is wrong with my speaker. I cant hear the youtube video from my computer

by Joegamerbro March 26, 2017

Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.

With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.

by Gravy October 7, 2005

scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.

When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.

by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

kit speak

Kit speak, or simply "kit" for short, describes a typed dialect of internet speak. Generally associated to the younger generations of those online using acronyms and widespread typos.

babygurl: pll r fukin retrded. dannk whyn.
cabiner: I can't ever understand what you're trying to say.
babygurl: y dyk wut im dsayn?
cabiner: Use spell check. Enough with the kit speak.
babygurl: g2h

by Real-ity March 8, 2011

no speak americano

Used by stupid italians, when they actually mean to say "I don't speak english".

-"Excuse me, how can I get to the Colosseum?"
-"Perdono, io no speak americano"
-(rolling eyes, straight face)

by TenHands February 18, 2011