Darp solaring

The act of slamming a rock into your crotch until you get an erection.

Bro my crotch hurts so bad from darp solaring

by Darpsolarer99 July 16, 2024

Pro-Solarpunk Cyber-Nihilism

A variant of Cyber-Nihilism that attempts to reconcile the philosophy's embrace of technological chaos with a genuine commitment to protecting and adapting the environment. Unlike mainstream solarpunk, which envisions humans living harmoniously with green technology, Pro-Solarpunk Cyber-Nihilism sees environmental protection as a means to an end: creating a resilient, sustainable world that can survive the transition to the Wired. It argues that a destroyed planet cannot host the networked future—that "meatspace" must be maintained, even transformed, as the foundation for the bio-mechanical landscape to come. This means actively defending ecosystems, developing clean energy, and building sustainable infrastructure—not out of humanist sentiment, but because the Wired needs a physical base. The paradox is intentional: protecting the environment to better overcome it, sustaining the world to more thoroughly transform it.

Pro-Solarpunk Cyber-Nihilism Example: "The collective planted thousands of trees while building mesh networks in the canopy. Outsiders called them solarpunks; they called themselves pro-solarpunk cyber-nihilists. 'The Wired needs roots,' they explained. 'We're not saving the forest for itself. We're building the infrastructure for what comes after us—a network that will outgrow its human gardeners.' The trees grew; the network spread. Both would survive their planters."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026

slarn

Something gross that mars or obscures one's view- usually on someone's glasses or on a window. Most often fingerprints, grease or mucus.

"Oh man, that kid has the most slarn on his glasses- I'm surprised he can even see" or "I can't see out my winshield because of all the slarn"

by wilbur williamforce September 19, 2006

Salaricely

Derived from the word Salary. Defines a person's compensation.

Do you get paid Salaricely? Or hourly?

by Chris David McConnell May 17, 2007

slarpin

sleeping, on the real.

"You hear my call last night?"
"Nah. I was slarpin mad hard, breh."

by gphil January 12, 2009

Slarr

The language of pot smokers.

Man, that guy is totally slarring.

by Nay's Mom April 16, 2008

slargapotamus

A mystical beast of methods that have eluded the science of taxonomy as well as it may have tried in all its quotidian endeavors.

Though the slargapotamus is a generally furtive creature but may expose itself in a flash only to vanish back into the penumbra from where it came. Its methods are such that it eludes all facile beings.

by Eve Stirwin The First December 8, 2009