by DoodooMan December 12, 2007
Get the Seasmack mug.Related to Texas Holdem Poker. When a player, plays 2 consecutive hands BLIND ( not looking ).
The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.
The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM
The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.
The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM
The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
by CongaChild July 20, 2010
Get the Slam Donk mug.A room in a building, specifically a bedroom, which is perfect for sex. The atmosphere of the room, the decorations, the lighting, the smell, all put you in the mood and increase your chances of getting laid.
David's bedroom was such a slam pad. He had incense burning, a black light, a lava lamp, a comfy bed, and Pink Floyd's, Dark Side of the Moon was playing on his cd player. It took all of my willpower to not mount him on the spot.
by sngnyrslp September 14, 2011
Get the slam pad mug.A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.
Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.
by MrTrippe June 15, 2012
Get the Taco Slam mug.(adj) - a word to describe a genre of vehicles whose camber, ride height, and spacing from the tire/wheel are within millimeters to the fender/quarterpanel. Commonly used to descirbe a car whose function is useless, but will be able to bring all the boys to the yard. No women actually like this. Scraping and breaking oil pans is common.
Whoa look at Bobby and his sweet VW Golf. That shit is stance-slammed. I bet he has his motor spaced so he doesn't break another oil pan!
I can't wait for summer. I am going to stance-slam the shit out of my Lexus!
I can't wait for summer. I am going to stance-slam the shit out of my Lexus!
by RedPhoenix2k1 March 10, 2013
Get the Stance-slam mug.Slam kike is a Dr. Dreidle spinning, yamica wearing, penny pocket picker, Kosherland champion player, monorah lighting pile of shit known to man kind.
by chokerLILJoker February 10, 2010
Get the Slam Kike mug.A vagina that a man only has sex with because he's drunk and wants to "slam" one out. Term best applies to uglier vaginas that look like a bowl of mashed potatoes due to excess intercourse.
Man, that slamburger I took home from the bar last night was pretty gross but it still hit the spot.
by WhatYouNeed July 26, 2010
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