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Twat Slap

The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.
Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010
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penis slap

when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick
Man Last night I gave Veronica the wickest penis slap
by swil February 27, 2003
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Gorilla Slap

When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect penis.
Bobby: I gave your mom a Gorilla Slap last night! Now she has a fucking beard!

Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!
by Mud Monkey in Brazil December 9, 2008
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'tard slap

a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.
screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
by alana jonas March 7, 2010
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Status Slap

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping
by hipposaur March 15, 2009
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splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.
Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good
by Captain Sock July 28, 2008
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slapping skins

The act of one's skin slapping upon another's skin during the act of coitus non-interruptus
Whilst slapping skins it is best to find a secluded area unless admission fees are collected.
by Friendlee69 April 14, 2014
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