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Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
Sean Mcleary is a Simp for Ocean Sinclair
by Simp Mcleary April 25, 2021
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Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.
You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.
by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021
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Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021
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short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive
Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass
by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021
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“Simp” is a saying that means tenkoxanywomen. If you are confused, tenkoxanywomen is the definition of a simp. The word simp is VERY commonly misused, so this is the correct meaning.
INCORRECT -

Eww! You simp!

My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.

(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))

CORRECT:

Is that tenkoxanywomen?

Omg yeah! Simp!

(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)
by Real Fact Dictionary June 7, 2021
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S=Shrek
I=Is
M=My
P=President
by 2137lalala2137 June 18, 2021
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Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.
That guy is such a simp.
by IPrince May 15, 2021
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