Unicorn Sighting

A unicorn sighting is something magical that happens or is witnessed, that is otherwise indescribable. Usually it is a so-bad-that-it's-good type of situation or circumstance that is witnessed.

"Hey, I just saw a clown walk up to a bar and try to order a 5 dollar drink with pennies, and it's 2 in the afternoon. That's like, I don't even know."

"I think you just had a unicorn sighting."

by minime1114 May 25, 2011

Moving Stop Sign

A School bus...

Dude: yo man watch out for the moving stop sign you don't want to wait 30 mins for a dumbass kid to get off the bus...

Dude 2: word man. *speeds up past the bus*

by i fucking hate school buses October 1, 2010

Significant

The need or desire for a blowjob because you matter and are loved.

I gave you a back rub Jen and now I would like to feel significant .

by twostepbobby June 13, 2019

sign your name

To ejaculate on something, usually
a female; to coat, to spray etc.

She didn't want to swallow so she asked
me to sign my name between her globes

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Trejo Sighting

-Something that one has when one views a film in which actor DANNY TREJO appears onscreen.

-Also a phrase that one shouts when one has a Trejo Sighting.

"I was watching HEAT and I had a Trejo Sighting."

*While Watching HEAT* "Trejo Sighting!!!"

by Jonathan L. Waldman June 7, 2005

Significant Other Sabotage (SOS)

Those little things that your Significant Other does that cause you UNTOLD GRIEF & STRESS!!! These particular behaviors can NOT be changed. Ever. Period.

Significant Other Sabotage (SOS) is when they can't remember to lock the car doors when they park in the driveway at home. Their garage-door opener is in the car console. Your motorcycles, that you don't have theft insurance on, are in the garage.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

by MotoCatfish December 12, 2008

high sign

A verbal greeting used to indicate the official commencement of introductory Spanish classes. The profesora typically selects a student, who gives the high sign, thereby calling the class to order.

Profesora- "Nacho Meyers, would you like to give the high sign?"

Nacho- "Sí. Silencio clase. Levanten las manos. La clase de Español empieza. Las bocas estan cerradas. Bájense las manos."

by TheDudes44107 June 20, 2008