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The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit
by The Dumbass That Knows June 21, 2016
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piece of shit

a person who is very abusive towards other people or animals.
That guy over there is always insulting people. He is a piece of shit!
by funny fellas January 13, 2014
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shit is going down

What you say when you know something big and bad is happening.
Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is going down!
by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008
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you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.
by SilBrazil January 31, 2016
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shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.
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coke shit

The need to deficate when you have your first line of coke.
Jesus, thats strong beak, im off for a coke shit.
by stu robinson April 5, 2007
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ate shit

to fall with a lot of force
Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.
by Nicole February 18, 2004
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