A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.
"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.
"How come," said Jimmy.
"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.
The Wet Shit
"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.
"How come," said Jimmy.
"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.
The Wet Shit
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