Paul Schnitzman

A noble man that can be a bit shy and reserved at times but also very loving.

Guy in the street: What!? IS that THE Paul Schnitzman? I can't believe it!
Guy #2: I know, he is kinda famous.... also a bit posh

by Eygäri February 13, 2018

nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.

Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

by el capitano! October 4, 2018

Dinkle-schnitzel

1.The answer to a question steph asks.

2. A schnitzel made of dinkle
3. A great way to spend a family vacation

Hey Steph you are such a dinkle-schnitzel, just buy me a boat already

Hey ya old dirty dinkle-schnitzel how the heck are ya

by Dannomano December 9, 2018

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Oral Sanitation

A more formal version of "licking it clean."

Karl: Oh, I performed oral sanitation on that bowl earlier, you shouldn't use it.
Fred: gross, dude. Put it in the dishwasher next time.

by The Cheesiest Rice March 21, 2020

Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020