scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

S.W.A.T Shits

When you shit unexpectedly without warning or when poop barges through your backdoor like a swat team

Bruh my stomach started to rumble then all of a sudden i got the S.W.A.T shits

by DATFEED November 29, 2016

the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).

Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits

by DonkJr February 24, 2017

piece your shits

To fight someone, to beat someone up, to square up

"I'll piece your shits"

by Bangsauce March 26, 2017

up on the shits

to be in the know

Aye yo dawg, you up on the shits?

by porterAF August 7, 2017

Tits and shits

Humans

Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

the littlest of shits

The tiniest, most microscopic amount of shits

Tony, I don’t give the littlest of shits about you.

by Animalcrackers123 July 16, 2018