crimson shocker

A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...

Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.

Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!

by Ocktavius April 19, 2006

shanker

a person who is addicted to crack cocaine

That kid Mike is such a Shanker!

by Jonny February 20, 2005

Slackers

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.

Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.

by Danno April 6, 2005

Chinese Salt Shaker

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)

Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."

by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

the shocker

point , middle and pinky finger up, ring finger down. two in the pink and one in the stink. one finger in her ass and the other to in her pussy

albert told me that cristy never saw it coming when he gave her the shocker.

by gus gus February 25, 2004

shocker

Two in the pink one in the stink.

I gave your mom the shocker last night and the bitch won't stop calling.

by sawrah August 29, 2006

slacker

Someone who uses Slackware linux

"Jim over there has been a slacker for years now"

by mike October 9, 2004