Second Hand Eating

When you eat other people's food but you wouldnt have bought the food yourself

Hey Billy forget the second-hand smoke, your Second Hand Eating is gonna kill ya!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

Second Hand Orgasm

When one partner does not orgasm, but instead draws enough happiness from the pleasure of their lover to make the sex worthwhile for them.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.

Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.

Could you at least you know, be appreciative so I can have a second hand orgasm when I go down on you?

by Galen Weston May 22, 2012

1 second

It really means 1 eternity

"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"

by unicornzrreal March 23, 2017

12 second car

a car that can run a 12 second 1/4 mile

once this turbo's in, we'll be runnin low 12s

by Bill February 9, 2003

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

second

1. A small period of time.
2. What comes after first.

1. One Mississippi/Marshmellow/One Thousand.
2. Fuck. You beat me.

by Rinney June 30, 2005

Ten Second Epic

Ten Second Epic is an alternative rock band from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. Their latest album, Count Yourself In was released on October 10th, 2006 on Black Box Recordings.
Although they come from the worst city in Alberta they are still the best motherfucking band in the world.

Joe: Have you hear the song " Count Yourself " In by Ten Second Epic?
Jon: No
Joe: Dyke

by letterb.omb April 7, 2007