Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023
Get the Schrodingers Douchebag mug.When an attractive person’s age is unknown but probably 17 or 18, they can be referred to as Schrödinger's 17. This means they’re assumed to be simultaneously underage and of age, and that for the sake of safety one should round down and not flirt with them just to be safe.
Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
“Idk man she’s really pretty but I don’t wanna flirt with her until I’m sure she’s old enough. I’m not tryna catch a case.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
by Slippery_Penguin467 November 18, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's 17 mug.Like schrodinger's douchbag, but for video games. A person who plays a game seriously, but decides if they were "trying" or not depending on the outcome of the game.
"Alright I'm going to start trying now"
*person loses the match*
"I wasn't trying at all."
"Yeah sure, you're a schrodinger's tryhard, just another sore loser."
*person loses the match*
"I wasn't trying at all."
"Yeah sure, you're a schrodinger's tryhard, just another sore loser."
by vidgamenate November 20, 2023
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by Säa November 24, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's FOMO mug.Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023
Get the Schrödingers Girlfriend mug.Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
by chainswordcs December 10, 2023
Get the schrodinger's asshole mug.a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
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