Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.

Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!

by anonymous October 1, 2025

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Mr.scherping

an amazing man made out of pure steel his feet are ten feet long he is the scherping

hes so cool hes a Mr.scherping

by qswrgfasg November 27, 2019

Nicole Scherzinger

the DEFINITION of perfection. Her job is to leave us speechless and her beauty is beyond anything I’ve ever seen.

Nicole Scherzinger makes me happy

by Cringle puffs November 21, 2021

Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024