Well ok this bitch named Samantha is really out here exposing people and not standing up to her shit!!
by Bahahahbitch August 22, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. A very sweet innocent southern who has a fetish for submissive mungs that work in fast food. One must be warned of engagibing a samantha laplant in public, she has been known to attack with massive dildos, reminiscent of the housewife from shameless. The fox says odalodee
by gerry h buckmeiner November 19, 2013
Get the samantha laplantmug. If you met a Samantha she is probably fake, she is always jealous of Anastasia and copies her style and everything possible. Samantha is a bitch and she is one of the worst people out there
by JabaFc February 6, 2020
Get the Samanthamug. This stupid whore you met on the street who walked all the way from the desert in the middle east to the other side in the world, She is covered in so much dust that not even the almighty Rusty Dusty has matching power to her.
Him: jesus fucking christ what kinda creature is that over there maite?
Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane
Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane
by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022
Get the Dusty Funky Samanthamug. Two friends consisting of random, funny, dramatic, crazy, supersonic, jumpy, loving moments. More words may explain, but it is much too difficult. Preferable: Look up Geno.
by SeriouslyUnknown July 28, 2008
Get the Geno and Samanthamug. by Your emo like ur mom December 29, 2021
Get the Samanthamug. Samantha Falzarano’s are an anomaly. They’re rarer than a four leaf clover. One-in-a-million kind of person. You will know without a doubt when you meet one. The portrayal of exotic beauty that is so unique it feels almost otherworldly. The stance of confidence that never meets arrogance but maintains modesty. As they speak with with a graceful intelligence that leaves you hanging onto every word as if it were oxygen and the wisdom of a scholar who has lived for centuries. Seductive, mysterious, addicting, rare and a fantasy wrapped into one.
Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.
Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.
Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.
Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.
Falling in love, getting married and creating a family is as euphoric and full filling as meeting a Samantha Falzarano.
by Anti-heroine December 15, 2022
Get the Samantha Falzaranomug.