by 😃 are contagious 😃 July 31, 2024
Literary genre. Characterized by heated arguments occurring between people. Strictly non-violent. Objects may be damaged, but the oral combatants do not directly physically injure each other on purpose under any circumstances. The arguments are the defining characteristic of this genre. It is called Speak.
"Ping Wins invented the litereary genre known as Speak, in which the arguments between different parties are the centerpiece of the literature, in the same way that sex is the feature of erotica, or battles are the feature of the action genre."
~Ping Wins January 6, 2020
~Ping Wins January 6, 2020
by Ping Wins February 06, 2020
Light-hearted, playful or otherwise insincere jokes that mock or tease others in online video games. They are explicitly non-threatening and free from violence.
'I'm not a violent person, I've never wanted to hurt anyone over video games, granted I may have said stuff but that's like.. xbox speak'
'Your mommas fat'
'*insert* *insert* I built this fire and fucked your mother beside it'
'Your mommas fat'
'*insert* *insert* I built this fire and fucked your mother beside it'
by Dr Russells August 07, 2019
When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.
by Shaggyray January 11, 2011
What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.
- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
by Chón August 27, 2024
A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 05, 2023
Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.
by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009