A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.
I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.
by boosietolemedeydykin September 18, 2009
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by spyyder December 5, 2004
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Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
by yipplezz October 23, 2010
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Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.
by Joe Magumbo December 10, 2008
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Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.
Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.
by Erik (Bay) December 26, 2008
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Ranger the rapper,aka young ranger, young range, http://rangerschamber.blogspot.com, www.myspace.com/rangerishott,www.youtube.com/youngrange
by presidon April 14, 2009
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We were just riding around.. ended up at Rum Runners. The next day i have herpes and my wallet is missing. Pretty sure i fought a Baron or two also..
by Drunkjacob January 3, 2010
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