spit-roast

two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.

Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

get roasted

Something you say after you burn someone so hard you can't resist saying this phrase

Person: You are soooo stupid.
You: Hey this is about me not you.
Other humans: GET ROASTED!!!

by SansThePunMaster April 8, 2017

Spit-Roast Deluxe

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.

A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.

When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!

by ku esor hit n run team XD September 10, 2009

Roast Some Marshmallows

Used when camping in a first person shooter.
to/will kill someone while camping.

"I'm going to camp behind this tree and roast some marshmallows."

by Fryt January 5, 2010

Roast beef clamwich

When a woman's pussy lips look like dark hanging roast beef meat with a pink moist center and smells like a clam sandwich

"Hey dude - did you do anything with that girl last night?"

"Nah man, when I pulled her pants down, she had a roast beef clamwich!"

by ClamtasticallyBeefy April 12, 2016

Roastacism

A personality disorder for people who constantly craves to roast someone to a point it becomes annoying

Person 1: "Yo boi those shoes look like yo mama went to the dolla store and spent 50 cents then told you they real nikes"
Person 2: "I heard that shit three times already. You need to get diagnosed for Roastacism"

by crschoe July 16, 2016