Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.
"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Ron

Gee whiz Bill, you’ve got quite an absolute Ron!”
by AnanWithaRon February 22, 2023
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Ron

Ron is a name for a child predator, that most often engages in sexual contact with blu tac. Ron has a small willy, however he makes up for it as he goes hard and fast
Ron, stop being a prick and fuck me
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGH May 26, 2020
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Ron

Ron is a very open person, to whom you can tell anything. They is mostly hyperactiv and funny, but there are some moments where they hide to cry. Ron is a wonderful person, they cares about others and is always there, when you need them. Rons are also pretty kinky. If you have a Ron in your cirxle of friends, you can consider yourself very lucky!
Hey, theres Ron, now everything´s fine!

Is Ron fine?

Ron is cool!
by a little story teller November 27, 2021
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The big ron

Covid-19 or as referred to as the China virus
Did you hear Alex has the big ron!
by Imagine__wagons October 26, 2020
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Ron

Ron cock
by Gasass69 September 18, 2020
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