Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

buttery rip

Total bullshit; a stupid coincidence, or to be in an unlucky or unlikely situation.

Noun use: “Damn dude, that’s some buttery rip that she cheated on you!”

Adjective use: “This buttery rip class I’m in is a joke!”

by Penguins Fan 4 Life April 09, 2018

ripped a fatty

Another meaning for smoking a big joint (a fat one).

Yesterday I ripped a fatty. Or I smoked a fatty

by Jmasterj27 March 16, 2017

The Dip and Rip

Giving a blow job while having a baby

The first thing my child seen was my balls cuz my bitch gave me the dip and rip

by Shelbs sudz November 15, 2014

Box rip

When you take a drink of wine directly from a box of wine such as Franzia.

I love playing cribbage and doing box rips with my grandma.

by Sunshyn713 November 18, 2010

Scooter-Ripped

When someone is jacked enough to look bad-ass even while riding a scooter without a shirt on.

Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.

Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped

by Rico Bram July 29, 2011

rip donuts

The act of accelerating your vehicle while sharply turning the steering wheel such that the vehicle drifts in a forward spinning fashion. Typically accompanied by rain or snow in an open, flat area away from oncoming traffic. Not advisable for vehicles that sit high and are prone to tipping over.

It just rained so Blake and I are going to rip donuts in the Kroger parking lot.

by Cruis'n USA June 25, 2020