amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

pred porn

Predator Drone feeds that are addictive to watch. First the techs that are in the know start watching when they know a target is about to be hit, then other people see them watching and stop what they are doing to watch.

When the Captain walked into the TOC the entire battalion staff was huddled around the monitor displaying the predator drone live feed, getting their fix of pred porn.

by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007

kitty porn

What your pet cat searches for when you leave your computer on overnight

While Jake left his computer on to download a movie, Snowball began looking for kitty porn.

by Ishtilan December 16, 2007

cactus porn

Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.

After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

by thefatpanda April 26, 2014

porn dive

The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.

The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."

by MaestroWalrus December 28, 2008

fart porn

Fart porn is basically one person farting while the other one smells the fart. You get to see what an asshole looks like as you are farting, which makes fart porn very educational as well as pleasing to the eyes.

Gary - Dude, you have to check out this fart porn...people fart, then smell it and they actually enjoy it!

Bruce - You are one sick fuck.

by Z. Kyle January 22, 2008

Food Porn

Food Porn is beautiful and magnificent photos of food. Food Porn is often found on Instagram and sometimes Facebook. Food Porn is completely legal to watch or look at and you don't need to hide it in a secret folder on your computer. Unless you feel like your relationship with Food Porn should be kept secret and discreet. Then you hide that shit. You hide that shit good. Food Porn is often confused with peas and corn, which is just porn. But they are two different things. Unless the Food Porn you're looking at is peas and corn. Then it's porn. You don't need to feel guilty after looking at Food Porn. It's completely normal. My fellow Instgramers know what I'm talking about ;). Food Porn is with both desserts and normal food. Don't get desert and dessert mixed up. That pisses me off.

Mallory: Know of any sites to find some good Food Porn?
Person: Hmm. Well. Instagram is pretty decent.
Mallory: Of course! I totally forgot. Thanks!

by PshNotMallory August 30, 2013