Pokemeister

Someone who pokes, through facebook, with unforgiving regularity.

Oh for fucks sake that poxy MIKE WILLIAMS has poked (Williamsed) me again the shameless pokemeister.

I daren't click the home tab on facebook for fear i may have been Williamsed.

by Paul Johnston December 4, 2007

pokemon boy

a complete and utter sado that usually likes pokemon but could just be a jonah

damn that pokemon, he aint got cheeseoi

by cheeseoi April 2, 2003

The Pokemons

1. (Plural Noun)
The group of people in your school who never stopped watching Pokemon, fail to bathe on a daily basis, become strangely obsessed with the marching band and instruments that they can't play for shit, and draw furries.

1. "The Pokemons are talking about band again."
2. "The Pokemons are looking at furries in the computer lab."

by AmazinglySexy December 3, 2006

pokemon

a video game and card game that encourages slavery

Person 1: I captured and enslaved pikachu

Person 2: Have you taught it values such as obediance and loyalty yet. It makes pokemon evolve

Person 1: No ... How do i do that

Person 2: Try using a whip

by KABAWAT May 1, 2006

Pokemon

THE STUPIDEST SHOW ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! almost everyone in it is gay. Ash *wants* gary(hes always blushing and gritting his teeth and bending down a bit to cover that erection), brock wants an orgy, and misty wants to mastubate with any water pokeballs she can find.

ASH: oooooo Gary ur soo fine.... *petting garys hair*
BROCK: I WANT ASH HERE! I WANT A PIECE OF ASH (<--pun)!!!! I WANT HEAD FROM OFFICER JENNY AND I WANNA SCREW NURSE JOY! YIPPEE! I CANT SWEAR!
MISTY: OOOOOOOoooooo heeheeheehee thats gooooooooooood......

by pokemon is the gayest show on the planet June 19, 2003

pokeman

based off the pokemon hypno, it is another term for the alcoholic drink hypnotiq. Mostly said in the south side of chicago.

Yo man i gotta little dumb yesterday, i was on that pokeman son.

by Don L January 25, 2008

Pokemon Black/White

Hopefully the names of a future Pokemon generation game

I hope Gen 5 of Pokemon is called Pokemon Black/White

by u_no_who_right March 11, 2010