phantom pooper

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!

phantom pooper by amos anon March 30, 2009

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Party Pooper Steve

Normally a pretty cool guy, usually very good looking - and then he goes on vacation and although he had a great time he decides to put a price tag on fun and memories.

Alison, "I had a blast in Vegas, did you Lindsey?"
Lindsey, "Yes I had a good time, until Party Pooper Steve flipped his shit because we spent some hard earned money!"

Party Pooper Steve by JaneOtown April 17, 2009

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Related Words

pooter • Pooter Scooter • pooter shooter • pooterhead • pooter cooter • pooter tooter • Pooterhole • Pooter Butt • Pooter Flakes • pootergeist

Pooper

A nice ass. Badunkadunk. Fanny.

That girl has the nicest pooper ive ever seen.

Pooper by Bobby March 30, 2005

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Pooder

(noun) pōō dŏŏr

That place where 'the sun don't shine.'

A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.

Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"

"Do not stick those things up your pooder!"

or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"

Pooder by Badger Protection Officer January 6, 2010

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Poober

A random word that one yells out only when you become the most baked that you will ever become in your entire life.. you will be in the middle of a laugh attack and will randomly begin shouting, "POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!" and then your laugh attack will last another 3 hours.

mike: yo guess what
Josh: what
Mike: i feel like we're bein' spooked by the spooks.........
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA POOBER! POOBER! POOBER!!!!!!!!!
Mike: ................ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Josh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.......................etc...

Poober by jason kalvin March 29, 2010

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polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.

That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!

polterglitch by Alice October 19, 2003

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poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

poofter by Bourne April 10, 2002

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