Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011

Pecker Head

Some who has not quite yet made the honor of bieng a fully fledged dick head.

:That fucken pecker head thinks he's so kosher."

by M. A. Swhale September 1, 2005

pecker neck

An insult used to put another person down. An asshole, cocksucker, or faggot. A person who is generally disliked by others.

Shut the fuck up, you pussy-ass pecker neck.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

by Kristina June 18, 2006

Peckerwood

A derogatory slang for someone who is caucasion.

He got three more months added to his sentence for calling the judge a peckerwood

by Em J December 28, 2005

Fudge packer

1. Tom Cruise
2. Some one who enjoys fly fishing.

Stan: Hey guys, check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.
Tom Cruise: What did you call me?!
Cartman: Hey, that is Tom Cruise.

Butters: How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
Tom Cruise: I'm not a fudge packer!
Kyle: Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
Tom Cruise: But I'm not a fudge packer!
Stan: Then why are you packing fudge?
Tom Cruise: I'm not. I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a weekend to do some fly fishing!
Stan: Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.
Tom Cruise: Oh that does it! I will sue you!
Stan: For what?!
Tom Cruise: You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise: That's it! I'm suing this entire intolerant town!

by tom "bathroom" cruiser June 26, 2010

pecker cheese

when a uncircumcised male hasn't washed his penis head off in a while. It then becomes crusty like old cheese.

You need to clean up before i give you head, I don't eat no pecker cheese.

by Derrick for real May 13, 2005