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triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.
Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.
by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008
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peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.
by fart in my mouth baby April 5, 2015
mugGet the peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand whichmug.

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about
bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.
by snekster69 April 29, 2022
mugGet the 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinetmug.

Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch
by RETRO1 May 20, 2009
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Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
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Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.
"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."
by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023
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Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.
Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!
by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010
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