poolimia

When you have to take a shit immediately after eating.

Bob has been diagnosed with poolimia.

by BD September 13, 2004

pool ornaments

Once a pool is constructed and filled with water, the only thing left to do is surround it with fine young females, aka pool ornaments, to complete the ambiance.

Damn Dude! Why didn't you tell me you had pool ornaments too!

by venusvegasvada August 14, 2011

Pool Honey Syndrome

The act of thinking a women is attractive due to lack of clothing, wet hair etc. Then later find out she is not attractive.

Dan thought Betty by the pool was hot in her bikini. Later seeing her Facebook profile found she was ugly and thus was a victim of "pool honey syndrome".

by Danmaj March 29, 2014

pool boner

Any instance of someone developing an erection within a small body of still water, usually when the penis is submerged.

Chris: "Did you have a pool boner when you got out of the pool and went upstairs?"
Male #1 (in response): "Yes."

by Shepherd Monk December 13, 2016

pool head

When you get out of the pool and have bad dry frizzy hair

I can't believe I have such bad pool head after we swam earlier

by Bellasz January 1, 2017

Hailey Poole

Hailey Poole's are always hot, flirty and fun to be with, Hailey's always have a nice ass. They make good girl friends, well when there with you but watch out guys this ones a heartbreaker and would have you replaced in no time if you dont keep her interested. She craves attention from the opposite sex and hates being ignored. She doesnt need a boy friend to have fun, she loves spending time with her friends.

omg theres hailey poole! wait dont look now shes looking this way!

by charlie24432 October 2, 2010

Kiddy pool

When you're having sex with a girl and cum on her stomach, then the seamen congregates to her belly button. Therefore, forming a kiddy pool.

"Had sex with my girl last night."

"No way bro. That's sick. Did you cum on her stomach"
"Oh yeah bro. I made myself a nice little kiddy pool"

by Reptar May 11, 2016