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Pulling a Parker

To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.
Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021
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Parker

From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.
Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke

Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds

Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles

Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!
by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019
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Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Amanda. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 2, 2020
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Peter Parker

Who?
Who is this Peter Parker you speak of?
by M1rk-man May 14, 2022
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Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌
Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*
by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019
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Parker is a peter
by Kitoru June 10, 2022
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parker

figure of sexiness. all the girls want him, he also has a horse cock.
Parker is so amazing i loved sex with him.
by niggertigger November 30, 2019
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