horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

only to the people that understand sports

This sentence is used by many weird people but don’t take it offensively because what this really means the opposite and it means Kaleo has the biggest cock in the multiverse

Not talking to you guys. only to the people that understand sports.

by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 10, 2022

COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of degenerate trash bags who spout garbage everyday but are incredibly hilarious

AltoJinx: "Hey did you see what Atticus said in the COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?"
big ben: "Yeah it was about how much hayden sucked dick right?"
Pen Sharpie: "Yep, he made me mad so I'm gonna actually break his shit."

by AnAccountXII March 15, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

something from the Luca’s

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas!

by Α February 3, 2022

National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021

Only Giac

An expression of frustration typically said when co-workers leave unfinished work for the next shift. Giac is referenced as an ideal co-worker who never leaves work for his colleagues or the next shift.

Carlos: Did you see the patients in rooms 8 & 9?

Albert: What patients?… oh I stopped checking the board a while ago they must have just walked in.

Carlos: *mutters under his breath* only Giac!!!

by CFLatinMD September 27, 2021