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Smooth Milk

by Qari Saab November 18, 2020
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Truffle Milk

I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!
by Shegeeks369 August 26, 2020
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Milk Bomb

A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.
milk bomb prank stink horrible

Milk Bomb
by JustThatOneRandomDude July 8, 2011
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Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
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Milk Abuse

Milk Abuse - A great kid
by Rarebatae April 3, 2019
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Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.
A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.
by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019
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Milk jets

When a woman does not pump or feed a baby her Brest will shoot Milk Jets from her nipples when she removed her bra.

When a lactating woman takes a hot shower her breaths will shoot Milk jets "a stream of milk" from the nipples
Your mom shot Milk Jets all over the bathroom this morning
by milk jet king January 11, 2015
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