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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself
by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019
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fresh loaf

when you buy a fresh nug of weed and it is still in perfect condition.
bob: "dude this bowl is running low"
steve: "yea i think im gunna have to break into a fresh loaf"
by AYYOWHATUP October 2, 2009
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they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers
Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf
by Umar9man March 28, 2025
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loaf

sketchy or sketch.

it originates from a tofurkey loaf, which is without a doubt, a tad bit sketchy.

it can even be used in mid sentence where loaf it doesn't really make sense. it's very versatile.

use it. love it.
1. wowzers, this tofurkey is loaf.

2. uhhhh guys? this place is loaf, let's book.

3. LOAF! (for no reason)
by lamo January 15, 2005
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Loaf

When a guy/girl goes out of their way to impress, talk to, and or flirt with a person.
Parker was loafing with Logan trying to get some.

That girl was on the dance floor loafing with those cheeks.
by Billy Joe-Hagrid November 15, 2019
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Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well
Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!
by corvette120123 December 10, 2021
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