broke my fridge

A slang insult suggesting that someone is overweight, implying that their fridge will be broken to prevent them from eating. Used in a mocking or derogatory way.

(#1) "I don't think we can both fit on this couch"
(#2) "Are you calling me fat?

(#2)"Can you believe it? She just broke my fridge"

by Hanboob February 20, 2025

fridge locust

A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.

Me: puts shopping away in fridge*

Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .

Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *

by B.xtreme March 12, 2018

Fridge Mix

Its a mix of stuff from things one finds in ones fridge
Not a meal in itself but when put together it is big enough

Fridge/cupboard mix

I just ate a bunch of fridge mix & made green tea it's got caffeine but I want it.

by secretbethstuff July 19, 2012

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

Nuke the Fridge

When your refrigerator is so stinky and filthy it's better to just throw it away rather than clean it.

Daym son, you better just nuke the Fridge. There ain't no way we gonna clean that up.

by Cool New Crocs August 31, 2021