congratulations tip

Giving a proportionally larger tip to attractive waiters or waitresses

1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.

by The-Enigmatic-One November 7, 2010

Unscrew The Tip

The act of unscrewing one's 'tip' of the penis, and putting it into a plastic case with liquid.

Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching

Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry

by dr dipper January 9, 2010

Tip Splitter

When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.

Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."

by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012

tip dicked

When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.

Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.

by Darylisms May 8, 2015

tiny tip

a man with a small penis head

mark has a tiny tip

by tippage November 12, 2013

Tipping The Canoe

An innuendo for sex

You man I was so, like, at this girl's house and we were tipping the canoe a bit.

by Big Dick Shakur July 7, 2016

lousy tip

Very small tip

Waitress: I'm sick of this lousy tips!

by m.peter December 31, 2008