Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

Soft streamer

A live streamer who has a homey atmosphere, a loving community, low energy, wholesome and willing to grow, listen and learn.

Hey, have you heard of {name} they're a soft streamer

by Complaints August 23, 2021

soft name

A pleasant name that rolls off the tongue nicely

Soft Names:
Stella Marie
Rose
Heather
Allison
Cambryia

by icapricant March 23, 2017

Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

soft banana

A very soft banana. The opposite of a hard banana. Not red, not grown to its full potential.

"Boy das a really soft banana."

by Riskyboi May 4, 2018

Soft shit

tony mata

"dont be on that soft shit"

by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018

soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it

The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog

by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019