shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.
there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.
and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.
and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023

by Yeetus yeetus self deletus July 8, 2021

If you say something like gtg and brb to your mates in a chat room, and you go off to help your parents, this may be the beginning of your longish afk shift.
by Sexydimma March 6, 2022

I'm Esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F0 F11 F12 PrtScSysRq PauseBreak Ins Del `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+ Backspace Home Tab qwertyuiop{}\| Pg Up Caps Lock asdfghjkl;:'" Enter Pg Dn Shift zxcvbnm,<.>/? Shift End Crtl Fn Alt Alt Gr Crtl, i don't know what to do.
by 673020218 RISA HONTIVEROS December 31, 2024

by bridge830 December 5, 2021

When a whole lot of bitches are in the same room causing problems because of something your bottom bitch said, so you axe that hoe and readjust the hierarchy.
Parity, you better shut yo ass up before I gotta do some bitch-shifting, cuz you ain't that special.
by Imples August 13, 2020

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023
