When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.
by Mr.Unknown89 May 12, 2019
by Krodz2009 October 16, 2020
Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.
I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.
by Cuddlycactus May 09, 2018
When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
by teakayallday July 08, 2018
With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
-noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
by Boy-Perv April 21, 2008
you fag
by go eat a nigger cock May 24, 2003