Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017
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Gavin ''yeh I'll invite you quick before you get fomo''
Gavin ''yeh I'll invite you quick before you get fomo''
by Alialias July 27, 2017
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Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes
Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes
by MyNameIsZebs August 6, 2014
Get the Premium joke mug.A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.
Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.
by Sockth January 25, 2019
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by junipers garden May 20, 2022
Get the juck jokes mug.When you're just sitting there and you think of a joke and start laughing. Everyone thinks you're laughing for no reason but really you just thought of something funny. Joke flashbacks can also occur when no one is around.
Ashok: "Hahahahahahah!"
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."
or
Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."
or
Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)
by ashack May 18, 2010
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Essential a variant of the "uncle" or "dad" joke
Essential a variant of the "uncle" or "dad" joke
"Hey, why did Jesus get all the bitches?"
"Uh, I dunno"
"Cuz, he is Rizzen"
"Dude that's such a fucking Sawyer joke"
"Uh, I dunno"
"Cuz, he is Rizzen"
"Dude that's such a fucking Sawyer joke"
by SandyCheekzz99 April 19, 2023
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