caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"

Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"

by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010

Kizzy Cap

n: when it's cap, but it's, like, REALLY cap, and you can't believe it's true for the life of you.

Josh: Yo I got in Harvard!
John: Nah that's KIZZy cap bro no way, you got like a 2.0 GPA
Josh: Sheesh bro can't take a joke?

by Aunt Suzy's Rat January 28, 2022

Bitch Cap

Alcohol bottle stoppers that limit the amount of pour.

Take that bitch cap off and chug that liquor!

by Beacon t November 28, 2020

CAP Van

The Civil Air Patrol van or the main means of transportation (besides the CAP owned aircraft) for Civil Air Patrol Cadets. The vans usually sit up to 11 people comfortablly and usually are the rides to competitions, activities, beacon searchs, missions, etc. The CAP van is often compared to the band bus or the marching band bus simply because of the usage and the events that occur in the van. Uniform changes, practical jokes, games, you name it.

Cadet 1: "What happened on the CAP van that everyone is talking about?"

Cadet 2: "You don't want to know..."

Example 2

Cadet Lieutenant: "Listen motards, pile into the van asap. We're doing a beacon search."

by Anthony Matta October 20, 2007

Sewer Caps

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.

Sewer caps are boring to play with.

by RheaovChaos May 7, 2015

Weiner Cap

WEANER cap is the simple dark red tip of ur Willy after you beat the absolute fuck out of it for a solid 37 minutes.

Damn, my Weiner Cap is almost purple nigga.

by Narcfucc May 29, 2019

cap hell

when a team's current and future commitments are close to or over the salary cap, leaving them little to no cap space to pay or resign their current roster

even if they were to make the playoffs this year they'd still be stuck in cap hell

by memedeity2k17 November 2, 2021