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Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
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Nail Jockey

a real professional at their trade, a Nail Jockey knows her way around a full set. Not just your average nail tech but a bona fide prodigy! This manicure queen is always on top of the latest trends makin sure u leave the salon with the illest nails around!
girl im going to see dat nail jockey on 5th, my nails always be lookin tight!
by dejayjay March 23, 2011
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nail hoe

Person that jumps from one nail salon to another.
Jill is such a nail hoe .
by Akadatbitch January 17, 2020
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Nail salonist

I want to be a nail salonist
by Nail salon it’s May 8, 2021
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Nails for breakfast without any milk

It means your vary tough
Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon
Fish: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you
Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
Fish: yeah so?
Other fish: Without any milk.
Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting

Nails for breakfast without any milk
by The person who did your mom August 14, 2022
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tip of the nail

She’s a hoe to the tip of the nail.
by yourrage May 2, 2021
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nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism
Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"
by Racist brownies February 4, 2025
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