Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

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mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

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Mustard

One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.

WHAT’LL IT BE FELLAS, MUSTARD? OR KETCHUP!

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

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Mustard and Cheddar

When you blow your nose into a labia that is infected with yeast.

“Yo I just gave my bitch a Mustard and Cheddar.”
“Me next.”

by dicksucklord July 11, 2025

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unovercharged mustard

People Who Keep Saying "Unovercharged" Before The Word "Mustard

Person 1: Dip In Ketchup And Unovercharged Mustard
Person 2: What Are You Saying?

by Reason D Alt November 2, 2022

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Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

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