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Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.
(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
by Bigboodylicouslicker88 September 26, 2022
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Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.
(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”
by SYLMAN September 27, 2022
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MARK MURPHY

To ghost some one or some place with no correspondence.
"After exchanging phone numbers at the bar, that chick really gave you the old Mark Murphy"
by BobTheBuilderofWords September 28, 2022
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Mailman Murphy

A character from the video game comedy web series, Lil T. He is Kirkville’s mailman. He is very easy going and gets along with all the main characters in the series. He’s iconic in the fandom, as he’s the fan favorite of the Lil T series.
Jakob: MAILMAN MURPHY?!?
Mailman Murphy: Sup dawgs!
by Olivehead October 11, 2022
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Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman
Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022
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Conor murphy

A disgusting, sub-human being of caucasian (white) ethnicity that thinks and acts as though they are of black ethnicity, also will act thuggish. and acts tough to try in an attempt to boost their social status. Many times they have a personality complex and dress and act in this manner in order to cover up their problem.
Hey Jacklyn Reilly look at Conor Murphy the sub-human being
by SamanthaWalsh2003 October 28, 2022
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Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
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