Mermaid

Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.

(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).

Last night I had to mermaid the bar just to get the bartenders attention.

by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022

Mermaid

Swinger lifestyle. A married female who is allowed to play with others without her husband present.

Are you a unicorn or mermaid?

by Katarina Rose October 16, 2022

Marmandoo

Peaceful alternative to saying the F-word "son of a b***h", or shit; generally as it pertains to yourself, or your own actions. Can only properly be used if you feel like a loser but you think you're not.

*drops something* "Marmandoo!!"
*Cuts finger chopping vegetables* "Marmandoo!"
"MARMANDOO" he said "I'm late for work and traffic is murder!"

by Tracenator December 14, 2022

Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

mermaidations 5:10

mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”

-made by @aqua the dino

“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”

by Aqua <3 February 1, 2023

Mormal

More normal

All I ever wanted in life was a mormal wife, but sadly, my wife is abnormal.

by GroundhogWilly April 9, 2023

marmarmargier

awesome gamer

person1 - DID YOU SEE THE MARMARMARGIER VIDEO?
Person2 - YEAH IT WAS DOPE

by Dewarly AKA charlie April 23, 2023