Drag Muffin

The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.

Also see fluffer.

"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."

by Derrick September 14, 2004

muffin top

The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.

"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."

by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006

Pocket Muffin

1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.

2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.

I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.

I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.

by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010

Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.

That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.

by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009

muffin diving

to eat the pussy

Dave: Hey bro, did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?

by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011

Angst Muffin

Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.

My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.

If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.

by Zephyranthia November 24, 2010

tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.

:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin

by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005