molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013

molestassage

The act of being inappropriately brushed (unsoliticited) with genitalia while getting a massage.

Cassandra bought a massage on Groupon but instead received a molestassage when she went to use it.

by Nighquest September 12, 2013

molescus dickskin

The most amazing tranzvestite in the universe.

It is such a molescus dickskin

by SwagFagFTW October 10, 2013

mateson

Another way to say "mate".

Mateson pleasssssee; you aint shit compared to him.

by onderwish May 19, 2014

Moesian

As the name would suggest, Moesians are the epitome of all Kawaii-ness.
This term is almost exclusively used on females.

Airi Suziki is one of the more prominent Moesians of her time.

by Itsameeduh July 8, 2015

Modest Lipstick

Lipstick that doesn't come off on the dick that you're sucking.

It's a good thing Mary was wearing modest lipstick today, I don't want lipstick stains on my favorite boxers.

by Jickets January 25, 2016

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016