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missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018
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Moscow Bear Slinger

A modified version of the Doggy Style which can only be achieved with long haired women. In this sexual practice, the woman has some sort of String or anything that can chocke her in her mouth. The man pulls the String behind and forces her to face upside.

What you hope for are strokes, strong enough to give her a push forward while she is still able to hold onto the string, accompanied by deap sexual roars and her hair covering her back like a bears pelt.
Yesterday I tried the Moscow Bear Slinger and it went well until she bit through the cloth.
by Ar2rias May 23, 2018
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Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure
Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!
by tyqwer June 11, 2018
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Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.
Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week
by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018
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molsoned

being utterly defeated in an embarrassing manner
You just got molsoned.
by boyo94 October 13, 2018
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Missouri Mineshaft

When the male fingers the female with very sharp fingernails, so bits and pieces of the inner vagina comes out. The male then eats these pieces while screaming about gold.
Person 1: hey hows the wife
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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Missourin

Bob: Yo Chris. You hear about that Renee chick?
Chris: Yeah I heard she is Missourin.
by Unknownjoker123 March 2, 2019
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