Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

The __ mister

This is used to define a sex predator. The blank is the name of the person who is the sex predator.

Ay it’s the __ mister!

by Vikstar456 March 30, 2023

tilly micker

Someone who has astronomically small genitals but compensates by being over the top/extra and all around annoying. These people are insecure about their bodies so they need to have this way to cope by being a nuisance to everyone around them

Guy 1: Austin uses his good grades to Tilly Micker

Guy2: Don’t get me started on Nyomi always Tilly Mickering about rengoku

by Real.Talker607 May 24, 2023

Lucy Mixter

Lucy Mixter was an amazing, beautiful girl who tragically passed away at age 15. Her real name was Lucy Reed but she liked to be called Lucy Mixter. She was born January 9th. She loved Halloween more than birthdays or Christmas’. She hated school. She loved Nirvana. She had an obsession with guys with long hair and planned to marry one when she was older. She loved dinosaurs and ghosts. She loved going on walks with her best friend Charlotte and taking trains out the random places. She loved using her mums bank card to pay for things. She loved to dance randomly. She always had so much energy. She wanted to be a stripper when she grew up but no one knows if that was just a joke or not. She liked to come up with funny stories with Charlotte and create characters. They were working on a book called the Lucharnary which Charlotte is going to finish in Lucy’s honour. Lucy will forever be loved and missed by everyone that truly knew her and cared for her. We all love her immensely and hope she’s resting peacefully in heaven

Lucy Mixter was fucking amazing

by Charlotte.spike February 19, 2024

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

Stinky Mitter

A stinky mitter is when a female shits on a guys chest, and then the guy scoops it up and proceeds to flick the female’s clit

Can you please give me a stinky mitter?

by Chickenmitter January 20, 2026

Pure Mickery

The act of two friends being over complementary of each other in front of their other friends, leading to an intentionally hostile atmosphere.

“Why was Mike glazing Eddie about that catch he made? It wasn’t even that good”

“I know. It’s pure mickery.”

by FackLinton9875 February 27, 2026