Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.
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The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.
Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”
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Get the Michael mug.Very dirty minded and repetitive. The kid most people are scared to be around mostly because of his dirty mind and various mood swings. He has a bit of a charming side, but a very secretive charming side. His jokes will sometimes go over your head, but he means well!
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Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
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