Maxin' and Relapsin'

Term used when one is chilling out and smoking weed or drugs of any kind. It usually involves skipping school, or missing work that day.

Phone rings.. "Hey I noticed you're car at home " "What are you doing ?"

ME: "Not much ,just Maxin' and Relapsin' "

by Dfdubmountain November 29, 2019

Maxina

Maxina is a hottie a GREAT BESTFRIEND,really nice and fun to talk to and realy cool (he should do the wap dance )
Hes the best

Girl1:whoss that cool kid?
Girl2:maxina the coolest guy alive

by Dora the expolere September 18, 2020

Mixing cement

Is when you’re so scared of getting raped in prison, that you don’t wipe your ass for 10 years, in hope that it will Scare off potential diddlers. But what happens to you, is you’re held down while Six guys Bukakake your well crusted ass. In preparation for Imminent destruction.

“Hey boy, you’re gonna pay for taking my waffle at breakfast. It’s time time for mixing cement”.

by Peanut mud butt November 2, 2020

making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

maxinemayfieldsgf

a funny person on tiktok

OMG maxinemayfieldsgf account on tiktok is literally so chaotic, it’s funny tho!

by your mom’s mom June 24, 2021

Making guacamole

Masturbating (specially women)

She makes lots of noises making guacamole.

by Urbanized-persian August 31, 2021