Music Lover

One who sits at home and accumlates CD's for extreme waste of Gross Internal Product, such as 50 Cent and Eminem.
They then feel they can relate to these people and thus, talk/speak/dress/act like thier 'idols' do.
Music lovers usually take consolation in the fact they are not 'nerds'.
However this one line of defence has finally been broken down as it has been proven that music lovers everywhere are fat/ugly/smelly.
Music lovers also tend to be fan boys, they will never speak ill of their failing industry (the music industry) even though it is saturated with rubbish like Blazin' squad and Girls Aloud.
The video games industry looks set to take its place. And the 'music lover' will be a thing of the past.

"OMG OMG OMG !!!!"£!"£ did u here about Dre's new album, hes a well nice guy! i fink i can relate to him!!"£!"£, Now if youll excuse me im off to drewss up like him and take photos of myself. I'm NOT sad"

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Music Whore

An idiot who likes more than one form of music. Titled because Jennifer Lopez likes rap AND R&B, and she is a whore. Music Whores can be spotted looking at both the rap section AND the pop section at HMV. Not only that but they will claim to have the mental campacity to enjoy both NWA (A shit rap group unlike the Game) and Hilary Duff.

Rap is the only true form of music.

Gawth Prep: "I listen to more than one genre of music because I'm an idiot that is very confused and doesn't know what genre of music I like"
Sane Person: "Bitch! Rap is the ONLY genre of music!"
*Shoots her to death until she dies*
Gawth Prep: "I am also ghey because I listen to classical music. I love Mozart's testicles."

by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005

Music Douching

When a radio plays only one or two songs by an artist/group even though they have done more.

Damn, I'm changing the station, this Music Douching with AC/DC is getting annoying.

by scott mccowan January 2, 2009

Music Douching

When a radio station constantly plays certain songs by an artist, even though they've done more.

Damn, I wish they would stop Music Douching that song, it's getting annoying.

by scott mccowan December 9, 2008

Music Bouncer

Someone at a party who hoards the ipod, making everyone listen to their favorite jamz

That chick was a total music bouncer; she made us listen to Cyndi Lauper the whole night

by Stu Z December 30, 2010

Music Circle

The limit of how far one can move away from a music device before being pulled back by the headphones because of unwillingness to take them off, usually due to fucking good music.

Person 1 "Hey can you get that for me?"

Person 2: "Why? It's just a few feet away from you"

Person 1: "But it's outside my music circle and I'm listening to this fucking awesome song right now!"

by g.d.t. August 2, 2011

Music Concierge

A person who knows all the music venues in at least three cities.

Sophia can find a musician all of you will like, she's a music concierge.

by silverseal September 18, 2011